I've never seen Twilight, but it's difficult to ignore its popularity. The new teaser for Breaking Dawn part 2 has been released and boy is it the most glorious 48 seconds of pasty vampires mumbling some shit. Some chick has red eyes or something, and then there is this crescendo of powerful orchestrated music. Not going to lie, sort of got a chub watching it. Not in that weird way though, but that totally normal way.
Watch the teaser and then watch the funniest RiffTrax ever made right after. To those of you who are fans of Twilight, have your multiple orgasms in 48 seconds of blissful location shots. To those who loathe Twilight, you want to grab a beer?